As any credible news source knows, in order to get the best story on something, you need first-hand information. That's why we sent an undercover reporter [The Cameleon] to the FBF YG Fall Retreat to gather firsthand information. The information was so sensational, YGStudios has not been able to release this story until now.
"The event? The 2015 Faith Bible Fellowship Youth Group Fall Retreat. The people? Your average youth groupers. The location? North Star Bible Camp. Yes, this is the setting for the dramatic scene I, the Cameleon, will paint for you. First of all, you've probably heard of the Cameleon, but aren't sure of exactly who this mysterious character is. Fun Fact: I might have been partially responsible for the mysterious appearance of hundreds of paper boats in Pastor Ben M's office.
Not a superhero, I am just your ordinary youth-grouper on the surface. Maybe more like a....
kind-of-super-not-quite-a-hero. Without the rest of the Faith Bible Intelligence Agency, or the rest of the P.I.C., any of the ambitious projects currently in our accomplishment files would never have made it out of Research and Development.
But back to the story. I went undercover (as in sleeping bags) as a normal youth grouper and arrived at the church, at which the Hupomone Homeschoolers were still meeting at. One of my many disguises for which I can easily pose, I walked through the halls of church looking like any other homeschooler. After infiltrating the ranks, I helped drive one of the church vans.... from the back of the church to the front. Not quite the length of the Indy 500, but this level of undercover takes some work.
After piling in the vans, eventually everybody made it to the camp. Here is my analysis of the event.
Food: Awesome. Mrs. Miller did great with the food. Any undercover agent appreciates good food.
Name. Fall Retreat: Strange? So a Youth Group Fall Retreat means the youth groupers are falling spiritually, and retreating from the fight. "As followers of Christ, we should never retreat!" -Youth Grouper.
This was one of our most sensational discoveries. Not only were youth-groupers retreating all the way to North Star Bible Camp into a building, they retreated from there down a sledding hill on inner tubes.
But all in all, Pastor Ben's sermons were great, the fellowship was great (even as an undercover agent, I mean, most of the people didn't even realize that they were talking to the Cameleon), the Food was great, and the games. And though most agents would shy away from sumo wrestling contest, I persevered and remained undefeated.
Note: The Cameleon (me) did not win the coloring contest. Bummer.
Yours Truly, the Cameleon, signing out."
-YGStudios
