10 Ways to liven up your Spring!

Excerpted from the 4th edition of the Youth Group Scoop (C) 2016, edited for web use. 

10 Ways to liven up your Spring!

   1. Wait Until Summer. Your Spring will be so much more warm and breezy if you just wait long enough!

   2. Run for President. Everyone else is: Why not you?

   3. Get Fired. Spending your time at Beans Cafe and Brother Francis’ Homeless Shelter is sure to be a break in the monotony and boredom of your job, if you have one. If you already stay at the homeless shelter, the local jail can sometimes have better food and accommodations. Besides, if you stay there long-term, you get medical and dental care, besides room, board, and occasionally education.

   4. Help Global warming. If you start bonfires around your house to melt the snow, not only are you speeding up the end of spring with your release of potential energy, but you are also helping to warm up our planet a little. Just think of those poor, starving, freezing, children in Antarctica.

   5. Make an Enemy. They always encourage you to make friends, but we need to have balanced lives. Don’t worry, it’s not too hard.

   6. Win the Lottery. (You’ll have people asking for money all the time: but it might take a while to accomplish this one.)

   7. Light Your Hair on Fire. No explanation needed for how this livens things up in your life.

   8. Go Christmas Shopping. Better Early than Late.

   9. Go Dumpster Diving. You find all kinds of things and people.

10. Go to the FBF Youth Group (Really) Again.Coolest thing. Ever.

The Sky is Falling.

NEWS FLASH! 4-1-2016, YGS
According to recent reports, and studies by scientists, there are indications that the sky is officially falling.
     After the United States Homeland Security Natural Disasters Team received millions of phone calls reporting falling sky, Dr. Nob Rain, Phd, M.S., B.A., B.A.A. (Bachelor's of Artsy Arts in International Sheep Studies) conducted a 30 minute nationwide study, which found that in many sections of the United States, objects were indeed falling from the sky.
  Studies found that the sky was falling in several forms, including precipitation of liquid drops, falling pieces of ice and/or ice crystals (which looked remarkably beautiful: incidentally, no two frozen ice crystals were found that were alike), and also mists.
 Alexander Macleone, YGStudios.

This article does not necessarily represent the views of the YGS as a whole.