The Sky is Falling.

NEWS FLASH! 4-1-2016, YGS
According to recent reports, and studies by scientists, there are indications that the sky is officially falling.
     After the United States Homeland Security Natural Disasters Team received millions of phone calls reporting falling sky, Dr. Nob Rain, Phd, M.S., B.A., B.A.A. (Bachelor's of Artsy Arts in International Sheep Studies) conducted a 30 minute nationwide study, which found that in many sections of the United States, objects were indeed falling from the sky.
  Studies found that the sky was falling in several forms, including precipitation of liquid drops, falling pieces of ice and/or ice crystals (which looked remarkably beautiful: incidentally, no two frozen ice crystals were found that were alike), and also mists.
 Alexander Macleone, YGStudios.

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