-From YGS Studios (C) 2015
In order to have an accurate understanding of any event, you need a first-hand look.
That is why we sent a reporter, posing as a normal Faith Bible Fellowship youth grouper, to the 2015 FBF Youth Group Cereal Bowl. Here are some of the interesting things he reported.
"I didn't know what to expect at this Cereal Bowl. Preliminary reports indicated that Pastor Ben would simply stay at the church, eating cereal all by himself. Yes, that's right. Pastor Ben may have been planning on sitting in the Fellowship Hall at FBF, polishing off bowl of cereal after bowl of cereal.
Personally, my suspicions are that Pastor Ben has an identical twin. One twin who loves cereal, and another who is really, really bad at ...... bowling.......
Other than these disturbing reports, the night proceeded like clockwork. People ate cereal, people bowled, people bowled under neon lights, and there was music that was almost as loud as the crowd of people. One girl who had taken bowling lessons lost to the amateurs at bowling time after time. Then again, maybe it was because she had no arms...... or legs.
Reporting for YGStudios, this is Alex M."
-YGStudios
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