Clean up Pollution and Trash.

  Note: this article does not necessarily reflect the views of  YGStudios or its staff.
  "What has happened to most Youth Groups. Pollution. Trash. This is sad.
We must work on these important issues. Here are a couple tips on how you can improve your Youth Group.

      First, stop putting trash into dumpsters and disposal containers. Why must our youth litter up these beautiful parts of our churches and youth buildings. You could put it on the lawn, on the seats, on the floors, on the stairs, in the woods, but why must you dirty up our dumpsters and trash cans? If we took your name literally, like you take dumpster and trash can literally, we would come up with some interesting things.
    For example if we took little Bobby and threw him in a lake, how happy would he be?
    Or if we took Matt and dumped him in front of the door and stepped on him and wiped our feet on him, he would definitely be unhappy.

   Second, stop polluting our sinks. Youth dump liquids directly into sinks. This causes our drainage and sewage systems to become polluted with dangerous substances such as Red Bulls, Rock-Stars, coffee (an especially dangerous one), lemonade, tea, and other such things.
    Why not kill nasty weeds out in parking lots and fields with such pollutants? This makes much better sense.
   
Youth of the Youth Groups, you are the future of pollution, or cleanliness. Choose which one you will   commit to. The choice is clear: keep our dumpsters, trash cans and sinks clean and unpolluted, or face the consequences of pollution and litter. Thank you."

-A concerned Youth Grouper
(actually a youth grouper: this is why some youth are beginning to attend Adult Sunday School)

-YGStudios, Alaska, the United States, North America, the World, the Solar System, the Milky Way Galaxy, the Universe.