Excerpted from the 5th edition of the Youth Group Scoop (C) 2016
10 Ways to Save on Your Electric Bill!
Your family will go ballistic on these helpful ways to save on your electric bill!!
1. Turn off all of your lights and adapt your eyes to night vision. This might take a while but don't forget that patience is a virtue!
2. Reroute your neighbors’ electrical wire to your house. This is guaranteed to get you free electricity for a little while as well as at least a free five day stay in the local jail with lunch provided! Why the benefits go on!
3. Build a large bonfire in the middle of your living room. This will provide a considerable amount of light as well as heat so you don't have to pay the electric bill or for heating oil!
4. Flat out don't pay your electric bill. Instead give your MEA or GCI or whoever you go through a sob story about how your extinct water buffalo died and you had to spend the family fortune on a gold inlaid casket because he is allergic to wood. This is sure to get their emotions going and will most likely let you have free electricity for the rest of your life! (or at least… until you get a new pet)
5. Put mirrors around your house reflecting the light in through the windows! This works fairly well although you may want to wash them every couple hours as the dust tends to stick only to mirrors.
6. Just kidding!! Even though the title suggest that there are in fact 10 ways to save on electric there is only going to be provided half of them, seeing as the rest were considered as hazardous, and were banned for your safety, not to mention the numerous healthcare and safety violations. Reporting for the YGS, Rosie O.
-the YGStudios
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