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Thursday, May 19, 2016

P.S.A. Twinkling Stars may be regulated.

Excerpted from the 3rd edition of the Youth Group Scoop (C) 2016 #throwbackthursday
Public Service Announcement.
    For you pilots out there, or anybody remotely interested in aviation, read this announcement. Rumors have broken that the Federal Aviation Administration, or the F.A.A. will soon be regulating the frequency and flashing patterns of twinkling stars. Yes, twinkle twinkle little star, I already know what you are (because I took basic science). However these twinkly little ‘stars’ are actually gigantically enormous balls of fire and radioactive rays, hence the F.A.A. may be regulating them as navigational hazards. According to the rumor, he twinkling stars will be required to twinkle at standard aviation regulations for heavy commercial aircraft. 

-Alexander Macleone, YGS.

-the YGStudios

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