Three Youth Groupers have long wait.

Excerpted from the 5th edition of the Youth Group Scoop (C) 2016,.
Three Youth Groupers have long wait.

            Many attendees of Faith Bible Fellowship saw God’s Not Dead 2, a well-heralded sequel to the Christian Movie, God’s Not Dead 1. 

    But three youth groupers of FBF have decided that they will camp out in the church gym until the release of God’s Not Dead 3, also hoping to spur a rewatching of the 2nd movie. 

“I mean, the popcorn at the theater was kinda stale, and someone had shook up the cans of coke, not to mention that someone gave out mouth-numbing gum. So we’re hoping that if we camp out here, that not only will we get to watch God’s Not Dead 2 again, but when they come out with God’s Not Dead 3, that we’ll be all ready for it, they’ll show it here at church, and we’ll have the best seats in the church gym.” one of the teens reportedly said. One critic pointed out that nobody knows if they are even coming out with God’s not Dead 3, and suggested that the 3 Youth Groupers just watch Captain America 3 on May 6th instead.

                          Reporting for the YGS, Alexander Macleone.

-the YGStudios