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Friday, May 20, 2016

FBF Janitors go on Strike!

Excerpted from the 4th edition of the Youth Group Scoop (C) 2016
FBF Janitors Union goes on Strike!!!
   Although rumors have yet to be confirmed, the Janitors of Faith Bible Fellowship have decide they are going to strike. Picket lines, interior decorating, and signs: the whole 9 yards (27 feet [324 in. {822.96 cm (0.0051136364 miles)}])!!!

   Although not the largest strike, both of the union bosses agreed that this would further the community. Negotiations may be taking place eventually, but time will see if church official/leaders give in. What is this strike’s goals? “Slightly higher wages, more benefits like a popcorn machine in the break room, along with more refrigerators, couches, food/drink to go in the fridges, and a rec. room with ping-pong, fooseball, big-screen TVs, and a sandwich bar.” said one of the workers, one of the massive sea of workers which totaled… 3 workers. Rumors have also surfaced that the FBF Sound Team may also strike.                        Reporting for the YGS, Alexander Macleone.

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